The Orrery Cafe

'A little bit of heaven in the heart of Ryde'

The Orrery cafe is located at 15 Union st ryde, it has a very fine planetarium of our solar system which is geared so that the planets all orbit the sun , the cafe is theemed with Alice in Wonderland and Alice through the Looking Glass art work on the cafe walls, but why do you ask this? whay would a planetarium have images of a known childrens book on the walls and ceiling? This is because of a recent theory that convincingly shows that Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll), used the known constellations of the nights sky as inspiration for their Alice Books. So this is why Alice and friends have taken up residence in the Orrery Cafe in Ryde! The cafe is Vegetarian, and there are other Alice related items to be found when you visit the cafe, the floor is a giant chess board, which true to form get smaller when you decend the spiral staircase to the basement floor, here the tiles shrink, and upon entering the two loos, they shrink yet again, also when decending the Orrery staircase one passes a large light which looks like a giant jar of marmalade. The cafe is the first stage of converting a derelict building which has been vacant for many years and it is our hope to transform the whole building into a fun globe museum with one of the largest optical illusions in the country. The planetarium is over 16 ft diameter and is best viewed through the 8 mirrored top tables actually reveal 8 far finer plaetariums by looking through the tables a far superior vantage point of the Orrery's planetariums. Thank you for your interest, we hope one day you might consider journeying across the Solent so that you can see the Orrery first hand.

The Orrery complete with a golden Cicada

 

The Award Winning* Orrery Cafe has re-opened, and the great hall beyond the cafe has been transformed into a shrine devoted to the life and work of the King of the Seaside Postcard - artist Donald McGill.

 

Our affordable and humble menu at the time of the museum opening. More menu options will follow as we find our feet.

The Orrery Cafe is to be found at 15 Union Street, Ryde, Isle of Wight. The walls of the cafe are muralled, depicting a celestial globe, hanging from the pole star in the center of the ceiling, is one of the UK's finest planetariums. Consequently, if you step inside the Orrery Cafe, you are infact stepping inside a model of our universe and can witness the movement of the major planets of our Solar system (including Pluto). The Planets all move correctly in relation to one another.

 

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Interior of 'The Orrery' with the planetariums Sun completely bright.

 

At the Orrery, time moves quickly, as the planet Earth takes just one minute to orbit its Sun. The muralled art work in the orrery is celestial and all the stars of the ceiling and the upper parts of the Orrery's walls are lit by fibre optic cable (over 90,000 ft!), these stars shine when a coin is donated towards the proposed museum, the celestial artwork is figurative but a with a difference, instead of traditional figures for the 12 Zodiac figures as well as the figures that surround Zodiac, you will find that the Orrery's artwork features the characters from Lewis Carrolls famous 2 books Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, and is based on a recent theory that Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) used the known constellations of the heavens as reference for his Alice books. More about this unusual theory can be found on the Greaves & Thomas website.

 

 

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Interior showing planetariums Sun with mid brightness

Surprisingly, while many people agree that the Orrery has one of the finest planetariums to be found in the United Kingdom, we believe there are eight finer planetariums to be found within the Orrery cafe itself! This is because we have made all the cafe tables with mirrored surfaces, thus when you look through the mirrored table at the planetarium, because the mirror enhances an illusion of depth, the planetarium appears to have a more three dimensional quality. The planetarium is activated by inserting a coin into what is now known as 'The God Slot', here you can literally be a Master of the Universe and control the brightness of the Sun, make the planets move and lastly make the stars shine.

 

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Planetarium as viewed through the Orrery Cafe's tables.

The Orrery cafe was destined to have white marble topped tables, however, when visiting Venice, we decided to have tea in the Hotel des Bains (location for the film 'Death in Venice'), here we marvelled at their mirrored tables, which despite being made in the 1920's, showed very little wear. It was only when we placed the mirrored tables below the planetarium that we realised that by default we had created something out of the norm.

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Planetarium at night with minimum internal light, note the fibre optic stars are illuminated.

The building for the Orrery Cafe and Donald McGill Postcard Museum was a beautiful neglected building and now has been transformed into an amusing attraction on the Isle of Wight.

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A Hermetic Globe hangs outside the Orrery recording the day it was made 06/06/06. The Globe has now been updated and additional figures are now in evidence.

Outside the Orrery hangs an illusion which is often called "The Wonder of Ryde" as it appears to be a mirror ball which does not reflect, instead it reflects the street on the day it was made (June 2006), on this day members of the Isle of Wight Austin Club kindly parked their cherished automobiles in Union Street so that they could also be recorded by the Hermetic Globe, Sir Partick Moore also kindly agreed to be photographed, so that when you look up at the globe, your reflection is replaced by Sir Patricks, who is smiling and waving back at you. Also a kind policeman, granted consent for the Union Street traffic to be halted, to the Greaves & Thomas 1957 delivery van could be postioned and photographed driving up union street which is normally a one way street. This unusual globe has now been updated to show Donald McGill and some of his characters, Two Dinosaurs - creating havock on the high street. Lastly, we have inserted a self appointed food critic who criticised the Orrery's food without eating it and slammed the Orrery's tea as being cheap despite at the time being the same as used by the Lanesbrough Hotel in london for £4.90 a go! Reading his website, this island food buff' appears to love greasy food and lists (or listed) on another of his websites that one of his pastimes is actually getting drunk - for this reason we have depicted him holding a crate of beer and also a bucket of one of his favourite meals, for more information visit the Matt and Cat website, Matt actually agreed to come and pose for the imagery, but he always could not make the appointed time, so due to his unreliability, we have made our own rendition of him.

 

Contact details:

 

Email: info@theorrery.co.uk Telephone 01983 568 555

 

Opening Times: High Season 7 days a week 10ish-4ish (Sundays may open for shorter hours)

 

Available for hire for birthdays, parties etc.

 

Questions and Answers:

 

Q: In the Orrery, I am sure I have seen your fantastic counter before!

A: Well this is not an easy question to answer as it is an amalgam of numerous bits and bobs: The first five foot of it was once the chemist counter from Blakelys Chemist in Cross St Ryde.

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We have extended it by a further 11 feet using all manner of reclaimed mahogany, including an old wardrobes etc.

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The tier shelf that displays some Greaves & Thomas globes was once a circular filing cabinet for a marine company in London.

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The white marble counter, which keeps the pastries cool, was once the marble facade of an office block in London.

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Lastly the 4 fine carved mahogany details were kindly given to me by my next door neighbour several years ago, she knew of my plans for a museum, and thought they would be useful, when asked where she found them, she informed me that her husband loved looking in old empty buildings and found these one day. A few months later I found an early picture of the inside of 15 Union street when it was Mr Bishops Wine Merchants, here the 4 Mahogany details can be clearly seen and my neighbour was in fact returning them back to the building after over 50 years of safekeeping!

 

Q: In the Orrery, the planetarium is being held by a arm, who does this belong to?

A: Well if you know your Alice, you would know how important the Red King is, he holds all together for Alice and company, so for this reason we thought we would ask him to insert his arm through into the cafe universe and hold our planetarium, otherwise due to the rigid laws of reality the whole thing would fall crashing down onto staff and customers. We were delighted that he accepted, amazing that he can do this while dreaming of Wonderland!

 

Q: Are you not going to sell Greaves & Thomas globes from the Orrery?

A: Sorry no room big enough presently as some of their globes are over 6 feet high! - the best way is to view the Greaves & Thomas website and once you have made your mind up or have any questions you are best advised to email them, their website is their best info point as they have not produced a catalogue for many years.

 

Q: Does the Orrery intend to open in the evenings?

A: Yes it is our intention, however as Union St can be a bit of a riot at times, we are contemplating setting up a small club aptly named 'The Brillig' : Monday: Once a month Guest Speaker. Tuesdays: Ladies only night. Wednesdays: Traditional Games Night. Thursdays: Big Chill. Fridays: Social Saturdays: Social Sunday: Banquet once a Month...... but presently we are busy enough with London commitments so for the mean time no firm decision has been made.

 

Q: Why is there a Giant Grasshopper on the top of the building?

A: A long time ago a Grasshopper helped a musician win a competition despite the fact one of his lute strings broke, the insect landed on the sound box of the lute and started strumming its legs, the sound amplified by the sound box of the lute was so entrancing (must have sounded like modern techno music!) that it enthralled the audience and the musician then won the prize. So the grasshopper won the day by creating an illusion, consequently we have placed a grasshopper above the Orrery entrance incase you find fault with our effort, then we hope the grasshopper will once again step in and save the day.

However a bald headed coot will always try to eat grasshoppers if they can!

Find more about this beautiful ancient story here http://www.globemakers.com/hidden_meaning.html

 

Q: Are you intending to sell alcohol?

A: Yes we are presently looking into selling wines and bottled beers, for both the possible club in the evening and also for during the day. These will be Island Beers and Vegetarian Wines.

 

Q: Are there any other Alice items in the cafe?

A: Well yes there are some more items you may be interested in, as you know the tables are glass topped, but the floor has also has been chequered like the looking glass chess board, and just like Alice if you decend to the basement, the tiles shrink, and shrink again if you then enter one of the two loos. Also as you descend the spiral staicase, which many people have referred to as "going down the rabbit hole", you will find a large jar of marmalade being used as an uplighter. Look out for a large plush sofa complete with the singing flowers and lastly a giant looking glass separates the Donald McGill Museum from the Cafe.

The Looking Glass wall and doors reflecting perfectly on the opening day of the museum.

 

 

 

Thank you for your interest!

 

 

Any more questions? info@theorrery.co.uk

 

On the 7th of January (2007) Kerry Ashmore visited the Orrery and kindly posted this review

http://www.veggieheaven.com/guide/ryde.html

Thank you Kerry!

 

On the 13th of February (2007) we were kindly reviewed by Amytheduck following 2 trips to the Orrery http://travel.ciao.co.uk/The_Orrery_Cafe__Review_5631596

Thank you Amy!

 

Island photographer Auntie P, took some stunning images of the Orrery which can be seen on her Flicker page

http://www.flickr.com/photos/auntiep/sets/72157594220720591/with/207386425/

Thank you Auntie P they way surpass our efforts!

 

*Lastly, we were delighted to find that we have been voted one of the Top 100 Best Vegetarian Resturants in the UK! A pretty amazing feat as we have recently been shut for 2 years! Clearly, we make a lasting impression.

 

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